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vidyaWolf 2017-11-15 0 point

This is an ok Tetris clone. The controls are quite decent and you can move a block shortly after you dropped it.
Sadly, you can't see the next block in line and getting a tetris doesn't help either, so don't even go for it. It's especially hard to do, since the block distribution is quite strange. I got no long blocks for a while and next game I got 6 in a row.

The backdrop is a pinup style picture and removing lines reveals full on animated hardcore porn scenes. There are only 4 or 5, so the novelty factor wears off quite quickly.

With a bit optimization on the gameplay and a bigger selection of scenes this could very well stand on its own.

Joe Mama 2017-03-17 1 point

The "porn" is kind of like animated gifs, but the play is solid and as you clear each line a little more of the picture is revealed. An "interesting" twist on Tetris.

slowfreq 2013-07-10 1 point DOS version

thanks image-line! you make great music software, and now i can have some fun after i'm done

A Wise Old Man 2013-02-19 -2 points DOS version

What? You've got this, but you don't have either version of Virtual Valerie? What sort of pirate are you, sir? :angry:

kk 2012-01-26 0 point DOS version

good

Tetris Master 2012-01-11 1 point DOS version

Holy shit... this is amazing(ly funny)

Never in my life did a porn version of tetris every cross my mind.
When I started playing I was like "There is no way they are gonna show anything past topless... " They proved me wrong fast.

Its a pretty solid tetris game but i haven't found a pause button yet.
I think the porn is a good way of keeping the Male (or maybe female) player going. I would love to play this game longer because it found myself laughing that such a thing is even real.

The porn in this game is a little odd... the backdrop is a still picture and as you clear lines you slowly delete the sidebar and showing a "Movie" The movie is really just a bunch of animated pictures being looped. I say download it and play it because its quite the sight to see a porn version of tetris.